I work at a bank in a Walmart. Working at Walmart has made my wallet a whooooooole lot lighter and sadder. But when everything is so cheap, how can I resist?? So I bought this great WALMART DRESS ( <-----Buy me here!) for $15. Like I predicted, it was way too short! So I had this awesome idea. Why don't I chop it off and make it knee length!? Wonderful. Idea. Mika. High five! But what to do with the extra? Huh why not make an infinity scarf? Its already sewn into a circle so I literally had to throw it on my neck and go for it. AND it turned out so much better than I anticipated.
Results below!
Did I mention it is super comfy? Yeah. Its basically my new favorite dress. Try it! It takes three minutes to do. I'm serious.
Love, Mika.
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